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A family of Bears (Andrew Tossi,
Meagan Mojica and Noah Vogel) sat down for breakfast one
morning only to discover Mama Bear had once again made the
porridge way too hot to eat. Instead of waiting around for
it to cool down, they got dressed and went for an early
morning bike ride in the forest. Upon their arrival home,
the Bears noticed the front door was wide open, their
breakfast bowls had been tampered with, a chair was broken,
money was missing and Mama Bear’s closet had been ransacked.
They immediately called the Authorities.
The responding Police Officer (Peter Dejana) surveyed the
scene, took the Bear family’s statements, gathered forensic
evidence (a gray hair was found in Papa Bear’s porridge),
then set about to unravel the mystery. Before long, a young
woman from the neighborhood was taken into custody and
charged with Criminal Mischief in the 4th degree,
Trespassing in the 2nd degree and Petty Larceny. The suspect
– Goldilocks (Bryanna Lobaz).
On Friday, February 15, 2008, Goldi went on trial at the
Prince of Peace Catholic School in Sayville. Mrs. Marie
Cronogue’s fifth grade class participated in the trial, and
Mr. James Fallon Sr., Esq. acted as the presiding Judge in
this case.
The Prosecutor (Grant Vogel) and Defense Lawyer (Brendan
Bateman) addressed the Jury (4th graders: Alex Reilly,
Meghan Boyle, Rebecca Bochicchio, Alexandra Wise, Shelby
Brennan, Allison DiMauro, Chloe Palmaro, Thomas Puglisi,
Remy Church, Tyrell Fasset, Brooks Fasset and Jordan
Feliciano) then set about to call numerous witnesses and
that’s when the fun & fur began to fly…

The Jury
While on the stand and under oath, the Bear family could not
positively identify the suspect; they had only seen the back
of a young girl with blonde hair wearing something red as
she fled out a window. Local store owners Mr. Bass (Kyle
Witzen) and his sister Miss Bass (Fiona Connolly) testified
that Goldi had been in their store that day and seemed ‘out
of breath, as if from running’. However, they too could not
positively ID her – The Bass’ alas have hearing & vision
problems … The Prosecution called the Big Bad Wolf (Daniel
Bochicchio) to testify and he did more damage to himself
than he did to Goldi, and when one of the 3 Blind Mice
(Brendan Walsh) testified that the ‘high pitched voice’ he
heard that day in the forest was ‘recognizable’, the Defense
attorney pointed out that it didn’t have to be the voice of
a young girl – it could have been his cousin Mickey Mouse.
The Blind Mouse quickly folded, like a loosing poker hand,
under the intense cross examination …

Defense & Prosecuting Attorneys
and Goldi
Gingerbread Boy (Teddy Hollander) was in the forest that
day, as well. He testified he was knocked down by a running
girl, but that he was too worried about retrieving the brand
new gumdrops which flew off of him as he fell, consequently
he was not able to get a good look at the girl (new gumdrops
aren’t cheap, you know!). It is a mystery to this reporter
why Chicken Little (Katherine Reilly) was ever called as a
witness for the Prosecution – she is always looking up, beak
to the heavens, making sure the sky isn’t about to fall. It
would have been a different story (for sure!) had the
perpetrator descended in a parachute; then Chicken Little
would’ve been the perfect eyewitness – but we all know that
is not what happened.

Goldi, her lawyer & Witnesses
The Defense began by calling Goldi’s parents (Erin Henrich
and Chance Bocelli) to testify as to their daughter’s
character and her whereabouts on the morning in question.
Their testimony on Goldi’s behalf was about as useful as a
screen door in a submarine, but her mother did have on a
fetching hat and matching boa. Little Red Riding Hood’s
(William Priemer) testimony did little to help her (his)
friend, the Sly Fox (Jacqueline Reid) did more damage to a
witness for the Prosecution (the Big Bad Wolf) than she did
good for Goldi and Rocky Raccoon (Evan Sandstrom) admitted
under oath that he had entered the Bear’s home on other
occasions seeking food and shelter. But that on the day in
question he was neither awake (being nocturnal he sleeps
during the day) nor hungry, so he had no idea who may have
been in the Bear’s house.
Before the Defense rested their case the Wise Old Owl (Ryan
Silver) was called and he swore that Goldilocks was not in
the woods on the day in question, but when Goldi took the
stand she did admit to entering the Bear’s house – without
permission – but that she was not guilty of any of the other
charges.
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The Judge
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The Lawyers wrapped up their cases to the Jury and it took
but a few minutes of deliberation for the Jury to find
Goldilocks Guilty (12-0) of Trespassing and Not Guilty of
Criminal Mischief (5-9) and Petty Larceny (3-9). The
Honorable Judge, Mr. James Fallon Sr. Esq., sentenced
Goldilocks to 40 hours of community service, he instructed
her to write a letter of apology to the Bear Family (the
text of her letter follows this article) and lastly, the
Judge directed Goldi to serve breakfast (BUT, not porridge!)
in a soup kitchen for 1 month. |
The Prince of Peace Regional Catholic School wishes to thank
the Program Director/Instructor Mr. Glen M. Vogel, P.E.,
Esq. for his time, expertise and creativity in instructing
the fifth grade students in this most educational and timely
exercise of civic awareness and duty. Through the
Goldilock’s Trial, the young minds of our children were
awakened to our judicial system and the way in which it
works in such a way as to make it real and understandable.
Special thanks are also extended to Mr. Fallon for taking
time out of his busy schedule to take on the role of the
Judge – he was perfect in the role, I wouldn’t be surprised
if Mr. Fallon were to receive a phone call from Dick Wolf’s
office …
Goldilock’s Letter of Apology to the Bear Family –
Dear Bear Family,
I am sincerely sorry for going into your house. I should
have known it was wrong. This trial has taught me a valuable
lesson. I will never go into your house without permission
again.
Little Red and I should have listened to our parents and not
gone into the woods. Next time I will knock on the door and
if no one answers I will not go inside.
I hope you will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Goldilocks
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